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DISCLAIMER: This site contains satire. The products and services offered here are fictional.
Any resemblance to the real world is purely for the purpose of mocking it.The Tyrell Corporation
is a scenario paintball team. We only play an evil corporation on the field. We will not be returning
phone calls from Langley, Vint Hill, or that funny sided building near the Potomac.
We are also not for hire by third world despots...well, unless they make a really good offer.
Let's not get crazy. This is also not a Blade Runner site. Only the first part of the corporate name is similar to the movie and book.
The logo and all the rest were created by us for use in the weird sport of scenario paintball. Please see the team history page as to why.
It's complicated. We were young and needed the money. Don't judge us!